Obama & Roberts Diner

Welcome! President Obama has envisioned this diner and planned out a menu that is sure to satisfy everyone. Justice Roberts has interpreted the menu and will be running the kitchen. Be sure to roll over your selection for a clearer description of what you can expect.
Blueberry Waffles $350 Pancakes $595 Scrambled Eggs & Cheese with 3 Sausages $500 2 Hardboiled Eggs & a Slice of Spam $850 Biscuits & Gravy $375 A Roll & Butter $750 Toasted Tuna Melt $450 Cold Chicken Salad $700 Reuben $625 Ham with Coleslaw $950 Pastrami on Rye $600 Spam on Wheat $1075 BLT $325 Mayo Sandwich $1500 Buttered Green Beans $150 Alfalfa Sprouts $325 Creamed Corn $100 Grits $275 Baked Beans with Bacon $200 Plain Lentils $550 Coffee $75¢ Tea $200 Iced Tea $125 Nothing $125 Soda $150 Lemonade $400 Orange Juice $300 Tang $900	16oz New York Strip and Baked Potato $1500 Salsibury Steak and Fries $2200 Liver & Bacon with Garlic Mashed Potatos $875 Chitlins with Doritos $1525 Taco Salad in an Edible Taco Shell Bowl $950 Chipped Beef & Lettuce on a Bed of Fritos $1400 Baked Salmon & Asparagus $1250 Fish & Chips $2000 Double Bacon Cheeseburger & Fries $850 McDonalds Happy Meal $1900 Lasagna $1050 Spaghettios $1725 Chocolate Cake $350 Ding Dong $600 Pecan Pie $350 Airline Peanuts $725 Chocolate Ice Cream $150 Fudgesicle $400 Lemon Jello $100 Jelly from Spam Can $375 Be sure to eat here frequently. After all, it is illegal to go any where else. And if you don't come here to eat we will tax you for it.