Why did Trump cross the road?
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Saturday, April 18, 2020
Friday, April 17, 2020
Punchline - Biden - April 17, 2020
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Name Biden's style of constructing run on sentences with no predicates.
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Punchline - Whitmer - April 14, 2020
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If Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan's Governor, was a Disney villain, what would her name be?
Monday, April 13, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - April 13, 2020
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What's the proper drink for a Monday morning of another week of quarantine?
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Punchline - MSM - Biden - April 12, 2020
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What does it take to get the MSM to accuse Biden of sexual maleficence?
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - April 8, 2020
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How do you make a Corona Virus cocktail?
How do you make a Wuhan Virus cocktail?
How do you make a Covid-19 cocktail?
How do you make a "Racist-Virus-Name" cocktail?
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Punchline - Pelosi - April 7, 2020
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A few weeks ago Pelosi wanted us to go to Chinatown.
Now where does she want us to go?
Monday, April 6, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - April 6, 2020
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You know it's a Monday during quarantine because _____.
Sunday, April 5, 2020
Punchline - AOC - April 5, 2020
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If you were to rename a building after AOC, which building would it be?
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - April 4, 2020
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April showers brings Corona ______
Thursday, April 2, 2020
Punchline - Cats - Quarantine - April 2, 2020
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I've been with my cat under quarantine 24/7 for two weeks.
I now realize she's a psychopath because ...
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Punchline - Bloomberg - April 1, 2020
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Where does Bloomberg quarantine in the summer?
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus Board Games - March 31, 2020
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Never play ________ during quarantine because ...
Monday, March 30, 2020
Punchline - Trudeau - March 30, 2020
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How did Trudeau's socks beat the Corona Virus?
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - March 29, 2020
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What do you call a person that doesn't practice Social Distancing?
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Punchline - AOC - March 28, 2020
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Some people belive in the Tooth Fairy,
but AOC belives in the ______ Fairy.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Punchline - MSM - March 26, 2020
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How do you trick the main stream media into telling the truth?
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Punchline - Democrats - March 25, 2020
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Why do Democrats prefer diversity to merit?
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