Sunday, January 17, 2016

Alluha Akbar, eh?



Sunday, January 3, 2016

Review of "Bordertown"

Reviewing a new show based on the first episode is not really that fair but sometimes the first episode can be so bad you cannot resist. Bordertown is such a show because of the initial distortion of current political topics.

But let's start with something good to say.


A unique animation style was created for the show and it works. I like it.

However, the writing is horrible. The first episode is dealing with today's mainstream politics and pop culture. The writers don't understand parody and use misrepresentation instead. The core of the episode deals with immigration and how people in a border town want to deport immigrants, not illegal immigrants but immigrants. It made me automatically hate the show by representing people that want laws upheld instead be represented as bigots.

There were some attempts at making fun of liberals but those jokes were bad or disgusting. Paraphrase: "I want you to impregnate me with your baby so I can fight for the right to abort it." Yeah. Abortion is legal in this country and the show takes place in California. She really needs to fight for an abortion.

There were a couple funny jokes, a chuckle worthy side story with a UFO, and a good parody of a mangina that just graduated from college.

Other than that I am crossing my fingers episode two actually had more time for the writers to actually develop some parodies and jokes.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Need a Punchline

Sounds like the beginning of a good joke, but I have no punchline. Comment below if you have one.
How do you make "progressive eggnog?"


Wednesday, November 11, 2015

No such thing as straight women?

Psychologists are some of the most over-educated idiots. The normalization of homosexuals then transgenders and now there is no such thing as a "straight woman!"

What the hell is going on? Not only are you a bad person if you don't like homosexuality, or don't agree with gay marriage, or think transgender is a mental issue, but now you are abnormal or lying to yourself if you think you're straight?

The article summarizes the study which observes women looking at videos of naked people. There is zero mention of studying men which could serve as a control group. But the study claims that since women get aroused seeing a naked woman that means they are not straight!

Really!?

I bet if men were used in this study they would become aroused by seeing a naked man because they would expect it to be porn and would see a naked woman soon. This does not make you gay!

Most people are straight! All of you that fall out of the norm should just deal with it. We don't care about your lifestyle until you keep shoving it in our face demanding we validate you because of your nontraditional lifestyle.

Validation comes from good works, so go do something good and stop talking about your genital preferences.

A Billion Dollar Immigration Form

Do you still believe in the competency of big government?

Well, after ten years and spending one billion dollars the government was able to get one, yes one, immigration form online.

The good news is there are only 94 forms to go! Supposedly it will only take about two billion dollars and four more years to get those done.

Who does the math on this?

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

The State of the Universities



2016 Election Money So Far : Fundraising Inequality

Income inequality? How about election fund-raising inequality?

The top two candidates that are fanning the flames of jealousy of one person having more money than someone else has while they themselves have more money than anyone else has.

Their supporters are blind idiots.

Update : Math

For every dollar Hillary raises, Bernie raises 54 cents. Is that white privilege or male privilege?



Yeah. That was an awkward sentence I wrote.