Tobacco Centers of Regulatory Science for Research Relevant to the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act (P50) |
$4,000,000 |
More research into how bad tobacco is so that it can be used in regulations policy. |
Climate Change and Archeology in Northwest Alaska: Nuluk STudy |
$47,000+ |
Study how in the past man reacted to climate change. Study how climate change will affect archaeological sites. |
Strategic Trade Management Law Industry Outreach - Mongolia |
$200,000 |
Influence Mongolia's trade laws. |
Cooperative Ecosystem Studies Unit, Pacific Northwest CESU |
$124,000+ |
Study Alaskan trout. |
Fuel Tax Evasion Intergovernmental Enforcement Grants |
$2,000,000 |
Find people evading the fuel tax. I can do that. One year later : Looks like everyone is honest. No evasion here. Can I have my money now? |
Pacific States Marine Fisheries Commission - 100th Meridian Initiative |
$49,000+ |
Don't let zebra mussels spread into the Columbia River Basin. |
ADVANCE: Increasing the Participation and Advancement of Women in Academic Science and Engineering Careers |
$9,900,000 |
Get more women into STEM ( Science, technology, engineering, & Mathematics ) because a lack of diversity means that those areas do not perform well. Also, teach everyone more women need to be in STEM otherwise STEM will suffer. STEM suffers if there is not enough vaginae in the field. |
Computer and Network Systems (CNS): Core Programs |
$60,000,000 |
Computer R&D. This should be handled by the private sector only. No place for government unless done internally in the intelligence community. |
Computing and Communication Foundations (CCF): Core Programs |
$100,000,000 |
Computer R&D. This should be handled by the private sector only. No place for government unless done internally in the intelligence community. |
Information and Intelligent Systems (IIS): Core Programs |
$100,000,000 |
Computer R&D. This should be handled by the private sector only. No place for government unless done internally in the intelligence community. |
Nitrogen: Improving on Nature |
$8,000,000 |
Good lawrd! The hubris of it all! Quote from the grant:
The ultimate aim of this Ideas Lab between the National Science Foundation (NSF) in the US and the Biotechnology and Biological Sciences Research Council (BBSRC) in the UK is to help meet the challenge of sustainably producing enough food for a growing population while reducing pollution and greenhouse gas emissions.
The grant is about greenhouse gasses resulting from the production of nitrogen in fertilizer and how unused nitrogen in run-off enters the environment. Warmer weather is GOOD for plants. CO2 is good for plants. Nitrogen is 78+% of the atmosphere. WTF is this really for? |
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Today's Total |
$284,320,000+ |
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