Mallory has come up with a cure for the hiccups! It comes in lollipop form. She is starting up a business to create her "hiccupops."
Let us hope that she is successful and that the government does not overburden her venture with too many regulations. There are no cures for those hiccups.
13 years old and she may have just made a product that will have her set for life. How awesome is that?
The government will come down on her like a ton of bricks. Where is her license to practice medicine? Have these pops gone through clinical trials? Does she have the right zoning? The FDA will want to talk to her about this. Are the pop's sticks food safe or choking hazards. How about the nutritional labeling? How much sugar is in these things?
ReplyDeleteSorry, kid. You are about to be hit smack in the face with governmental reality. Sucks.