As an omnivore, I am adverse to PETA. But I must compliment a point well played.
New Jersey's capital city had a budget crisis and could not afford toilet paper. PETA stepped in and will provide toilet paper for six months as long as it is printed with a PETA message.
If you are a Muslim, this story may make no sense to you. Let me explain. Westerners do not touch our own poo. We use toilet paper and wipe poo off our posterior. We do not touch our poo.
Muslims ... go on back to your civilized suicide bombings.