Police shut down little girls' lemonade stand. They didn't have a business license. Now they are doing chores and yard work. Do you need a business license for doing yard work, or only when you call it landscaping?
With both hands a woman grabbed and twisted the breasts of a TSA agent. She now faces sexual abuse charges. TSA agents grope thousands a day at the airport without consequence, usually. Isn't that serial molestation? And this woman did it just once, or twice depending on how you view it.
And you know the planking craze? How about owling? Why are these cool? Oh yeah, I don't get it 'cause I'm old.