Tuesday, November 22, 2011

You Must Be Kidding

In an elementary school a girl kissed a boy. What is a teacher to do?

Call child welfare then the cops. Teacher thought this was a sex crime.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish, you can take away his fish for yourself.

A professional fisherman whom has a license to catch tuna, just in case he accidentally caught one while going after his commercial catch, caught a tuna. He reported the catch to fishery regulators. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Office of Law Enforcement ( NOAA ) showed up and confiscated the tuna.

It seems that since the tuna got caught in his nets, accidentally, that is illegal. He had to use a rod.

The tuna is going to be sold by the agency. If the fisherman is considered not guilty he will get the money, otherwise, guess where the money goes.

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