Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Need a Punchline

Sounds like the beginning of a good joke, but I have no punchline. Comment below if you have one.
How do you make "progressive eggnog?"


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  1. Not sure but I believe a claw hammers' involved in some of it...LOL

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  2. Eggs must be free range, non GMO, and non fertile. First- you separate the whites and beat them. No milk allowed, as cows increase glowball warming. Use soy instead. No cinnamon either- it's cultural appropriation.

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    1. LOL! Nice. Especially on how to prepare the eggs.

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