Screwy politics and screwy ideas.
How do you make "progressive eggnog?"
Not sure but I believe a claw hammers' involved in some of it...LOL
Eggs must be free range, non GMO, and non fertile. First- you separate the whites and beat them. No milk allowed, as cows increase glowball warming. Use soy instead. No cinnamon either- it's cultural appropriation.
LOL! Nice. Especially on how to prepare the eggs.