Boo Freaking Hoo!

Major butt hurt instead of painful renal failure.

Ha HA! Jokers!

Cry me a river you slimy lizards! ( Note: Lizards are not slimy but cold blooded and feel slick due to their scales. Lizards are awesome! ) All of you politicians suxor!

Government shuts down, but I'm sure they're gonna get back pay. ( Eloquent on the "gonna," huh? )

So who's asses are chafed?

Department of Commerce
Department of Justice. No news for Oct. 1. I guess justice does sleep on Obama's watch. Department of Education. Pile on your non-moderated comments! National Institutes of Health
Department of State
Department of Labor Department of Transportation
USDA
Department of Energy

I don't care.

Go butt hurt yourself.

Dept. of Commerce

Dept. of Justice

Dept. of Education

Nat. Institutes of Health

Dept. of Labor

Dept. of State

Dept. of Labor

Dept. of Transportation

USDA

Dept. of Energy