Roll over the red boxes for punch line.
Why did Romney cross the road?
Because he knows how to work with the other side.
Why did Obama cross the road?
To get to the campaign dollars on the other side.
Why did Ron Paul cross the road?
Because he got kicked out of the convention.
Why did Obama cross the road?
To get to the celebrity endorsement on the other side.
Why did Gary Johnson cross the road?
Because no one is paying attention to him and he could get away with jaywalking.
Why did Obama cross the road?
To get to the golf course.
Why did Nancy Pelosi cross the road?
Her face-lift snapped and flung her across.
Why did Obama cross the road?
To get to the talk show instead of doing his job. Work is hard.
Why did Soledad O'Brien cross the road?
I don't know. She is so clueless even she doesn't knows why!
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