Three Presidents Walk into a Bar

Over at iOwnTheWorld.com is a post about former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson stealing a joke from Rush Limbaugh. As the readers have noted in the comments, before Rush said it we all saw it on twitter with the #AttackWatch hash.

One of the comments mentioned that very few people make their own jokes. We all may say witty things, but I made a quick attempt at a joke in response. I am reposting it here.

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Clinton, Bush(43), and Obama walk into a bar and order drinks.

Clinton orders a “blowjob.”

Bush says “I shouldn’t drink, but what the heck, I’ll have an ‘Iraqi War.’”
Bartender asks “What’s an ‘Iraqi War?’”
“Keep pouring me shots. But I don’t know when to have you stop.”

Obama says “I’ll have a ‘Jobs Bill.’”
Bartender asks “What’s a ‘Jobs Bill?’”
“Pour me a shot, take it away, charge me for the shot, and fire an employee.”

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Irony

Funny. Al Gore received a Nobel Peace prize, not a science based Nobel prize, for his work in Global warming. Meanwhile, a Nobel prize winning physicist, Ivar Giaever, has resigned over the farce that is Global Warming.

He is upset over the use of the word "incontrovertible" to describe the facts for the case of Global Warming. The article is worth reading as he describe how nothing is "incontrovertible" in science.

If you agree with Al Gore, you do know he can't even graph correctly? Right?

And for some good videos on Global Warming and CO₂, try this four part video collection.

Right Away, NOT!

Obama is out campaigning his jobs act to the public for their support. He is hoping to build a ground-swell so that the voters put pressure on Congress to "pass it right away." Unfortunately there is one problem; the jobs act is now online and we can all find out what his plan is.

Someone Else Remembered

The Democrats are so concerned with race that they try to champion themselves as non-racist by talking about race all of the time. In fact, when Clinton was in office he was touted as being the first black president; this was probably done just in case the Republicans actually got Alan Keyes elected. Dems wanted to beat Repubs to the punch for credit.

Someone at icanhascheezburger remembered this and made a funny. Enjoy! 

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