Never play ________ during quarantine because ...
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus Board Games - March 31, 2020
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Monday, March 30, 2020
Punchline - Trudeau - March 30, 2020
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How did Trudeau's socks beat the Corona Virus?
Sunday, March 29, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - March 29, 2020
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What do you call a person that doesn't practice Social Distancing?
Saturday, March 28, 2020
Punchline - AOC - March 28, 2020
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Some people belive in the Tooth Fairy,
but AOC belives in the ______ Fairy.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Punchline - MSM - March 26, 2020
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How do you trick the main stream media into telling the truth?
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Punchline - Democrats - March 25, 2020
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Why do Democrats prefer diversity to merit?
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Punchline - Democrats - March 24, 2020
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What do you call a relief bill written by the Democrats?
Monday, March 23, 2020
Punchline - Biden - March 23, 2020
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Biden christened a yacht. What did he call it?
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - March 21, 2020
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What's the best part of losing your job to the Corona Virus?
Friday, March 20, 2020
Punchline - Biden - March 20, 2020
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If Biden was a rock, what sort of rock would he be?
Thursday, March 19, 2020
Punchline - Democrats - March 19, 2020
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What do Democrats call the Spring Equinox?
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Punchline - Brian Stelter - March 18, 2020
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What does Brian Stelter use in place of hand sanitizer?
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Punchline - Democratic Socialists - March 17, 2020
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After breadlines, what is a democratic socialist's favorite line?
Monday, March 16, 2020
Punchline - TDS & Corona Virus - March 16, 2020
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What does Trump Derangement Syndrome and the Corona Virus have in common?
Sunday, March 15, 2020
Punchline - Corona Virus - March 15, 2020
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How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to protect you from the Corona virus?
Saturday, March 14, 2020
Punchline - Pelosi - March 14, 2020
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What is Pelosi's favorite face cream?
Friday, March 13, 2020
Punchline - Trump - March 13, 2020
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TGIF should stand for:
Trump ____ ____ ____
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Punchline - Bernie - March 11, 2020
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How many Brenie Bros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Punchline - Biden - March 10, 2020
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What would Biden say are the three primary colors?
Sunday, March 8, 2020
Punchline - Feminists - March 8, 2020
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How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
Friday, March 6, 2020
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Punchline - Sanders - March 5, 2020
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If Bernie Sanders was a super hero, what would his super power be?
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
Punchline - Bloomberg - March 4, 2020
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If Bloomberg renamed the Samoan Islands, what would he name them?
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Punchline - Super Tuesday - March 3, 2020
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How do you make a Super Tuesday Sandwich?
Monday, March 2, 2020
Punchline - Bloomberg - March 2, 2020
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Bloomberg just released a soda. What is it called?Don't reply with "small." That's just too easy.
Sunday, March 1, 2020
Punchline - Biden - March 1, 2020
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On Super Tuesday, Biden is going to come in like a ________ and go out like a ________.
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