Friday, September 11, 2020

Why Boo Unity?

The NFL had a call for "Unity" right before they pitted two teams to battle to make one of them the winners and the other the losers.

Okay, okay, okay. I am juxtaposing two different issues as if they are related, but they are not. One is politics and the other is sports. So are we at a political event or a sporting event? Let's put KFC's 11 herbs and spices on a Dunkin' Donut and hail "Unity." Am I being abusurd? Is the NFL?

What happened before the call for "Unity?" The NFL played a National Anthem for Blacks and the original for everyone else. Does this mean that the NFL doesn't recognize Blacks as Americans or the Blacks don't? Regardless, for the first time (I think, correct me if wrong) the NFL segregated the Black players then had a call for "Unity."

After this racist segregation the NFL called for "Unity" and on the JumboTron they put these bullet points[1][2].

  1. We support equality
  2. We must end racism
  3. We believe in justice for all
  4. We must end police brutality
  5. We choose unconditional love
  6. We believe black lives matter
  7. It takes all of us

If your organization plays segregating anthems, you put into question points 1, 2, 3, 5, and 7. We know the NFL believes in point 6 because blacks curently are 70% of the NFL players and they want to pander to their money-makers. In short, the NFL cares about money.

Does the NFL care about white players? Of course! If you make the NFL money, the NFL cares about you.

So why would you "Boo" at a call for "Unity?"

After the NFL displayed anthem racism, they call out to the public that there is general racism, sorta'. What is a fan supposed to think when they are told to "End racism?" Does the NFL think they are racist? Are they friends with racists? eF'U! I just wanted to watch my team play! I want to forget about my horrible job and the dishes in the sink! Where did this racism come from? I bet Black/[other race] people hate their jobs and doing the dishes too! I wanted to watch a game. Don't lecture me! I'd rather watch "My Little Pony"/"Gilligan's Island" than this crap!

Why was "unconditional love" snuck in there? The LGBTQ+ doesn't riot, I think, or watch sports? And the idea of "unconditional love" is ludicrous when you think of how some of your own blood behaves, which is whom this should be reserved for.

Hey NFL. Do you know what you are there for? Distraction. Entertainment. Not opinion or politics. There this little thing you may have heard of ... the internet. I can get News, politics, and opinions there if I want it. Wait, I think you do know that; in fact, your site has a section just for that; well, I assume that's the only place it is at. I don't care about sports, but I want us all to have a place to escape to without politics or lecturing.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Friday, April 17, 2020

Punchline - Biden - April 17, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
Name Biden's style of constructing run on sentences with no predicates.

Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Punchline - Whitmer - April 14, 2020

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If Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan's Governor, was a Disney villain, what would her name be?

Monday, April 13, 2020

Punchline - Corona Virus - April 13, 2020

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What's the proper drink for a Monday morning of another week of quarantine?

Sunday, April 12, 2020

Punchline - MSM - Biden - April 12, 2020

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What does it take to get the MSM to accuse Biden of sexual maleficence?

Saturday, April 11, 2020

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

This is NOT the new normal

"Everybody Dies" is not only an awesome album[1][2][3] from an awesome 80s-90s band, but a truth of life ( and death ).

Death is not so scary if you do not know "when" or "how," mostly. Old age can bring on acceptance or even expectation as to the "when." "How" can be a bit more scary; the "C" word seems to be scary at any age. If you were told you would probably die by going to sleep, you probably wouldn't worry.

Soothsayers have predicted millions or billions of deaths due to an oncoming ice age, global warming, acid rain, CFCs, over population, and more; we still moved on. The predictions of death from the Corona Virus has been less than those, but we are suddenly now ready to be scared. Is this because we know the "how" and the "when" is sooner than desired? You know you're going to die no matter what, right?

Are you enjoying your unemployment? Are you comforted by your tower of toilet paper? Do you feel safer doing nothing?

Over 90% of workplace deaths are men; no one seems to be concerned about that. A higher percentage of deaths due to the Corona Virus are men, the aged, and the sick waiting to die. Why are we worrying about losing the most disposable?

If the death count is boosted by the disposables, you can scare the secure into the illusion of being insecure.

Now is the time to press against authoritarianism.

If the government is letting criminals out of jail worried about the spreading of the virus, why are they jailing/arresting people for simply leaving their home? If leaving home is exposure, what does throwing them in the clink do?

Never underestimate the power of bureaucratic stupidity.

If we lost 50% of the population, most of it would be congested cities. So what? The rural people that produce our food, mine the coal, and drill our oil, are more removed and less at risk ( except for the 90%+ male deaths in the workplace ). What do you city people produce? Pithy commentaries, games, and websites?

End the quarantine. The predictions never reached close to 50% reduction of the population which would leave 3 billion people on Earth; 3 billion of the most resilient people would forge a strong future. The predictions actually forecast a larger hearty population.

Do you think you can stop "Mother Nature" from culling the heard?

Punchline - Corona Virus - April 8, 2020

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How do you make a Corona Virus cocktail?
How do you make a Wuhan Virus cocktail?
How do you make a Covid-19 cocktail?
How do you make a "Racist-Virus-Name" cocktail?

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Punchline - Pelosi - April 7, 2020

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A few weeks ago Pelosi wanted us to go to Chinatown.
Now where does she want us to go?

Monday, April 6, 2020

Punchline - Corona Virus - April 6, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
You know it's a Monday during quarantine because _____.

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Punchline - AOC - April 5, 2020

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If you were to rename a building after AOC, which building would it be?

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Punchline - Cats - Quarantine - April 2, 2020

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I've been with my cat under quarantine 24/7 for two weeks.
I now realize she's a psychopath because ...

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Punchline - Bloomberg - April 1, 2020

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Where does Bloomberg quarantine in the summer?

Monday, March 30, 2020

Punchline - Trudeau - March 30, 2020

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How did Trudeau's socks beat the Corona Virus?

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Punchline - Corona Virus - March 29, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
What do you call a person that doesn't practice Social Distancing?

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Punchline - AOC - March 28, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
Some people belive in the Tooth Fairy,
but AOC belives in the ______ Fairy.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Punchline - MSM - March 26, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
How do you trick the main stream media into telling the truth?

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Punchline - Democrats - March 24, 2020

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What do you call a relief bill written by the Democrats?

Monday, March 23, 2020

Punchline - Biden - March 23, 2020

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Biden christened a yacht. What did he call it?

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Punchline - Corona Virus - March 21, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
What's the best part of losing your job to the Corona Virus?

Friday, March 20, 2020

Punchline - Biden - March 20, 2020

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If Biden was a rock, what sort of rock would he be?

Thursday, March 19, 2020

Punchline - Democrats - March 19, 2020

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What do Democrats call the Spring Equinox?

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Punchline - Brian Stelter - March 18, 2020

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What does Brian Stelter use in place of hand sanitizer?

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Punchline - Democratic Socialists - March 17, 2020

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After breadlines, what is a democratic socialist's favorite line?

Monday, March 16, 2020

Punchline - TDS & Corona Virus - March 16, 2020

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What does Trump Derangement Syndrome and the Corona Virus have in common?

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Punchline - Corona Virus - March 15, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
How many rolls of toilet paper does it take to protect you from the Corona virus?

Saturday, March 14, 2020

Friday, March 13, 2020

Punchline - Trump - March 13, 2020

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TGIF should stand for:
  Trump ____ ____ ____

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Punchline - Bernie - March 11, 2020

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How many Brenie Bros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Punchline - Biden - March 10, 2020

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What would Biden say are the three primary colors?

Sunday, March 8, 2020

Punchline - Feminists - March 8, 2020

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How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

Friday, March 6, 2020

Thursday, March 5, 2020

Punchline - Sanders - March 5, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
If Bernie Sanders was a super hero, what would his super power be?

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Monday, March 2, 2020

Punchline - Bloomberg - March 2, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
Bloomberg just released a soda. What is it called?
Don't reply with "small." That's just too easy.

Sunday, March 1, 2020

Punchline - Biden - March 1, 2020

Give a punchline in the comments!
On Super Tuesday, Biden is going to come in like a ________ and go out like a ________.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

Friday, February 28, 2020

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Monday, February 24, 2020

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Punchline - Warren - Feb 22, 2020

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What is Elizabeth Warren's favorite holiday?