Three Presidents Walk into a Bar

Over at iOwnTheWorld.com is a post about former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson stealing a joke from Rush Limbaugh. As the readers have noted in the comments, before Rush said it we all saw it on twitter with the #AttackWatch hash.

One of the comments mentioned that very few people make their own jokes. We all may say witty things, but I made a quick attempt at a joke in response. I am reposting it here.

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Clinton, Bush(43), and Obama walk into a bar and order drinks.

Clinton orders a “blowjob.”

Bush says “I shouldn’t drink, but what the heck, I’ll have an ‘Iraqi War.’”
Bartender asks “What’s an ‘Iraqi War?’”
“Keep pouring me shots. But I don’t know when to have you stop.”

Obama says “I’ll have a ‘Jobs Bill.’”
Bartender asks “What’s a ‘Jobs Bill?’”
“Pour me a shot, take it away, charge me for the shot, and fire an employee.”

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Irony

Funny. Al Gore received a Nobel Peace prize, not a science based Nobel prize, for his work in Global warming. Meanwhile, a Nobel prize winning physicist, Ivar Giaever, has resigned over the farce that is Global Warming.

He is upset over the use of the word "incontrovertible" to describe the facts for the case of Global Warming. The article is worth reading as he describe how nothing is "incontrovertible" in science.

If you agree with Al Gore, you do know he can't even graph correctly? Right?

And for some good videos on Global Warming and CO₂, try this four part video collection.

Right Away, NOT!

Obama is out campaigning his jobs act to the public for their support. He is hoping to build a ground-swell so that the voters put pressure on Congress to "pass it right away." Unfortunately there is one problem; the jobs act is now online and we can all find out what his plan is.

Someone Else Remembered

The Democrats are so concerned with race that they try to champion themselves as non-racist by talking about race all of the time. In fact, when Clinton was in office he was touted as being the first black president; this was probably done just in case the Republicans actually got Alan Keyes elected. Dems wanted to beat Repubs to the punch for credit.

Someone at icanhascheezburger remembered this and made a funny. Enjoy! 

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Weg van Nederland

Leave it to a liberal mindset to come up with a perfectly good idea and screw it up with a liberal twist.

The Netherlands are tightening their immigration policy. They are ending their venture in multiculturalism. It may sound crazy if you live in the U.S. or some other "enlightened" country, but the Dutch expect you to know how to speak Dutch and accept Dutch culture and values. Heaven forbid we in the U.S. expect people to know English so that they can communicate with those around you!

Running side-by-side with immigration is political asylum. There are immigrants in the Netherlands seeking political asylum that are being deported; this is the basis of a new game show.

"Weg van Nederland" is a game show that pits immigrants that are being deported against each other for "parting" prizes. The contest deals with answering questions and cultural tasks pertaining to the Netherlands. What is the liberal twist? The contestants picked for the show are the most integrated individuals to the Dutch culture they could find so that they can poke a finger in the eye of the stricter immigration stance the country has taken.

Wouldn't it be more fun to pick immigrants illiterate in the language and/or culture and have them compete? Don't you just cringe when you watch "Jay walking" with Jay Leno? Wouldn't you want to highlight you are deporting this type of ignorant immigrant; the 600,000 people who don't speak proper Dutch and are mostly unemployed?

Is it appropriate to promote change in regulations to allow hundreds of thousands of people with no interest in respecting your country to allow a few who do?

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